I would totally go to communion if they had chocolate Jesus and not those stupid wafers. Maybe he wouldn't have to be naked like that sculpture, but it's a good idea, don't you think?
2007-04-08 13:23:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, I think it would have to be done by a priest in a bunny costume.
2007-04-08 14:13:53 · update #1
Only on Easter and it has to be done by a bunny.
2007-04-08 13:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by lilith 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Sure! Give me a chocolate Jesus and I will transubstantiate it into a digested lump of former chocolate.
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2007-04-08 13:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 4⤊ 5⤋
If that was the case, then I would be doing communion a lot more often.
hey! we might even start our own religion.
do you think that anyone would come to a chocolate Jesus church?
2007-04-08 13:33:11 · answer #3 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 5⤊ 6⤋
I feel that if I can just get one of those chocolate Jesuses and eat it, I'll be saved and go to heaven.
Whereas you other atheists will writhe and scream in agony forever.
2007-04-08 13:29:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 5⤋
...I guess the chocolate icon could be melted down and made into a lot of candy bars... kids love chocolate... so do I.
2007-04-08 13:27:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
I like your thinking. We should go into business together and manufacture "choco-crosses".
2007-04-08 13:26:53 · answer #6 · answered by this Mike guy 5 · 4⤊ 7⤋
mabe it would behooved of you not to blaspheme God in such a way as you just did
2007-04-08 13:26:05 · answer #7 · answered by bvoganez_101 1 · 6⤊ 14⤋
be serious !!grow up!!
2007-04-08 13:28:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 10⤋
YOU ARE STUPID!
2007-04-08 13:25:59 · answer #9 · answered by andrew 5 · 8⤊ 16⤋