I have decided to create a new religion for myself and all those who follow me. The religion is called "Kholianity", named after myself, Mr. Kholi, the founder and supreme deity. The main principle of Kholianity is to love Mr. Kholi and worship him, and find hawt supermodels for Mr. Kholi to wed. Those who do not oblige to the rules of Kholianity will be forced to rub my rancid feet and watch me eat baklava. Who will be converting to Kholianity?
2007-04-08 12:36:03 · 26 answers · asked by Mr. Kholi 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no thanks
2007-04-08 12:38:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
As an atheist, I have to decline.
However, I do find your new religion to be just as valid as any other.
Good Luck and Kholi Bless!
2007-04-08 19:41:12 · answer #2 · answered by Skyhawk 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is enough religions out there to learn already and not enough time to know them all. Im a SPIRITUAL person so I dont "Follow" a religion. I "Practice" some of the Holidays in some religions. Still learning many other religions though.
So take a number...lol...
2007-04-08 19:49:08 · answer #3 · answered by Era 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
PLEASE DONT READ THIS EXCEPT MR:KHOLIAN
what the f*** is wrong with u?? do u need a therapist??
u r such a dosso, u can't just create a religion, u need somethin' 2 back it up, dummy, just like God did for the past Eternity,(actually, Christianity isn't a religion, it's Gods Kingdom)
but if it's a joke, well, u got me there
2007-04-08 19:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by <3 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only if I am allowed to beat you on holy days and get to take your hot super model wives for the honey moon.
To see if they are pure and holy enough for the almighty, of course.
2007-04-08 19:42:24 · answer #5 · answered by gotagetaweigh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would but I have a better offer from the real thing. He is in Heaven. Do away with the foot thing. yuk
2007-04-08 19:42:07 · answer #6 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It makes as much sense as Christianity, as long as you will preach goodness and mercy.
I however already belong to three imaginary religions, and a fourth would be too confusing.
2007-04-08 19:41:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry that religion has been around for a long time so maybe you need a Bible or some proof of your deity. Please be careful, Satan can be a bear when he gets p/o
2007-04-08 19:42:11 · answer #8 · answered by Scruloos 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hmm... sorry. Until someone can beat Pastafarianism then I'm not converting.
2007-04-08 19:39:41 · answer #9 · answered by Alibi 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I need some kind of religion,but not that
2007-04-08 19:39:22 · answer #10 · answered by Kev 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'll wait until you manage to bring yourself back from the dead. Then we'll talk.
2007-04-08 19:39:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋