no, nor will the jesus of the bible 'come back' at all, mainly because he is a fictional character.
2007-04-08 11:02:21
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answered by A 6
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i seen a skit done by some sort of youth church group once about jesus, it went something like this:
a girl was in her house in the morning and the phone rings, its jesus he says hes coming to visit her today, so she gets off the phone and starts cleaning. a knock at the door and a little girl is out there with a cat stuck up in the tree but she told the girl she cant help because shes cleaning for a visitor. so she want back in and started cleaning again. after a little while the door bell rang and there was a little cubscout selling cookies to donate the money to the hungry but she said no she cant, she doesnt have any money and she was busy, so she went back to her cleaning. and again the door bell rang, a woman was there whose husband had fallen on the ground and she wanted to use the phone to call the ambulance but she said no she cant use the phone ask the neighbor because she is expecting company, and she went back inside and started cleaning. after all of this happened she was still cleaning and the phone rang, it was jesus, she said i thought you were coming today, ive been waiting for you...and he said what do you mean, ive been there three times.
2007-04-08 11:11:31
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answered by Anonymous
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Come back from where? The grave - NO,
Heaven - NO, outer space - NO,
He is now a pile of bones or turned to dust. He will not be back, because in the Bible he even says he is not supernatural. The gospels that say he was were not written by anyone who even knew him personally.
No, he will not be back in our lifetime, or ever. In his own words he did not say he would return. Read what the Jesus Seminar says.
2007-04-08 11:10:50
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answered by bandycat5 5
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That is a dangerous line of thought. In fact this is one of the most disturbing aspects of the religious community. If you really believe this, what is there to convince you to plan for the future? Why worry about running out of fossil fuels or space to dispose of your garbage? These are basic requirements for modern life and this little "out" that religion offers is truly a scary stumbling block to our way of life.
The world and life will go on. There is no mystical end to things. Perhaps one day a few billion years from now the sun will dim and fail. Perhaps sooner than that the earth will become uninhabitable for humans but in one form or another, life will continue. Convincing yourself that we only have 50 or 100 years left on earth relieves you of the need to plan ahead. When a large population doesn't plan ahead, it dies. Consider this when you tell your kids that jesus is going to come take them up to heaven in a few years. You may just be dooming us all to extension with your silly and deluded beliefs...
2007-04-08 11:17:31
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answered by Alicia F 3
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Yes, as will Muhammad. And Osiris and Hanbi. And there will be the Ragnarok. And the Rapture. And the bave will ascend to Valhalla, the righteous will ascend to Heaven, the wise will achieve Enlightenment, and we'll all burn in Tartarus.
Tuesday afternoon.
At ten till five.
2007-04-08 11:13:06
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answered by Anonymous
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yes he will be back and its not that long from now its called the warning and he will show us what will happen if we are not good so dont be scared he is just going to tell us what will happen if you dont change your ways everyone will see thier sins and so people might die from shock but please dont get scared and he will also cure everyone around the world of anything anyone has so he will be here when we are still alive so get prepaired and be good because its coming but remember dont get scared he just telling us to change are ways and he will cure anything thats wrong with us like if we have std hiv he will get rid of that i wish all of you guys a good life.
2007-04-08 11:16:00
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answered by Ace 2
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There is alot of possibilities that yes. For example, The Israelites had establish Israel again since the destruction of Israel by the Romans. All the diseases, natural disasters, deaths, wars, and ect. which the Bible had prophesized.
2007-04-08 11:07:10
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answered by carlos r 2
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It is hard to say, since "no man knoweth" (Matthew 24:36) this. But the events of the world are suggesting that it is near.
2007-04-08 11:44:38
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answered by Kerry 7
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If he did, they'd probably put him in an insane asylum. Napoleon's come back a thousand times.
I don't expect him to come back. But then I don't believe he ever existed.
2007-04-08 11:09:23
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answered by Dan X 4
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yes i believe so because a lot of 40 and even older peoples patriotical blessings state that they will witness the return of jesus christ in their lifetime. (p blessing in LDS/mormon)
if you want to find out more about this then you can discuss it with a mormon Bishop or missionaries.
2007-04-08 11:08:33
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answered by Anonymous
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God said He will come like a thief on the night, you won't know when it's going to happen
2007-04-08 11:10:49
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answered by Anonymous
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