I am Jesus - My death has saved all who do or will believe, and I am returned to show the Father's love and power."
"No, you're not Jesus, so bug off, you're scaring all the fish," answered the old fisherman.
"I see thou are full of doubt. What would thee have me do to show who I am?"
"Walk across the river," he tells Jesus.
So Jesus starts walking across the river. Next thing, he sinks and disappears under the water.
After he swims back to shore, the old man says to him, "There you are, see, you're not Jesus. You can't walk across water."
Jesus responds, Well, I used to be able to do it until I got these darned holes in my feet."
2007-04-08 10:15:23 · 8 answers · asked by sniffels323 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-04-08 10:27:47 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! Good one! Happy Easter!
2007-04-08 10:19:19 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shut up fool, dont make fun of jesus you are not funny
2007-04-08 12:06:25 · answer #3 · answered by God's angel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha - didn't expect that!
2007-04-08 10:18:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny?
2007-04-08 10:20:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for that
2007-04-08 10:17:59 · answer #6 · answered by RuKuS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-08 10:34:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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(^.^) (-.-)
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cute =]
happy easter!
2007-04-08 10:23:17 · answer #8 · answered by Luthien 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋