A ninth-grade teacher wanted to demonstrate the evils of liquor to his young students. He produced a glass of water, a glass of vodka, and two worms.
"Now class, observe closely," he said as he dropped one of the worms into the glass of water. The worm wriggled about in the water, perfectly happy.
The teacher dropped the second worm into the glass of vodka. The worm swam around for a moment, then seized up and curled, quickly sinking to the bottom of the glass, dead as a doornail.
"Now, what can be learned from this experiment?" the teacher asked his students.
After a pause, a young man stood up and said, "Well, if you drink vodka, you'll never get worms."
2007-04-08 10:06:08 · 36 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Absolute genius!! And in answer to your question; yes, it's very cute. Thanks so much for making me laugh.
2007-04-08 10:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by squirrellondon 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
4/10
2007-04-08 10:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by Animal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good enough reason to keep on with the vodka then!
2007-04-09 07:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 8/10!
2007-04-08 10:12:29 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You killed the worm, murderer!!
I don't get it can you explain it to me?
I just wanted to say that because I've had lots of it today...............remember that conversation we had? Well I think they`ve swapped sides!! lol
Yeah it's well cute
Tink xxx
2007-04-11 16:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats some information worth knowing
2007-04-09 22:55:19 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually laughed with this one! I hope my teacher would do that in our class.
2007-04-08 11:33:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that is so cute!10/10 love it!
♥
2007-04-08 10:19:47 · answer #8 · answered by Ladyinpinkッ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a freshman in high school to me!
2007-04-08 10:09:25 · answer #9 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice. gave me a few laughs
2007-04-08 10:09:01 · answer #10 · answered by genji 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good one x x x
2007-04-11 11:52:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋