a man walks into a pub and orders a pint, the bar man says to him i will give you 10 pints if you make the donkey laugh, so the man say ok, he goes in whispers something in the donkeys ear, the donkey laughs till he falls over,
impressed the barman says ok i will give you another 10 pints if you can make the donkey cry , so the man goes back in and makes the donkey cry.
impressed again the barman starts pouring the pints and asks the man how he did it. the man replies first i told the donkey my w*lly was bigger than his, then i showed him!!
i know its old but it still makes me laugh
2007-04-08 09:53:49 · 20 answers · asked by cazza 64 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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LOL good job!!! 10/10 ********** of **********
2007-04-08 10:03:59 · answer #1 · answered by Jacquelyn Nicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2007-04-08 17:02:40 · answer #2 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the barman fell over in shock and all the women started to swoon around him oh, so eager to be the one he took home, and the donkey offered them a lift
2007-04-08 17:07:02 · answer #3 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I would give that one 7/10.
2007-04-08 18:14:28 · answer #4 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you could say it's pretty good. But i think it's better to have a real comedian say it to you than you reading it.
2007-04-08 18:27:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did he get the donkey to cry then?
2007-04-08 17:13:53 · answer #6 · answered by Asian Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still love it. Hahaha.
2007-04-08 16:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by seaweedsara162004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol!
2007-04-08 17:03:05 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yupe it an oldie
2007-04-08 17:19:27 · answer #9 · answered by babysister32 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-04-08 17:02:47 · answer #10 · answered by RuKuS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard it b4 not bd
2007-04-08 17:07:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋