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that whoever dies first will try and come back to tell the other that there is life after death !
A couple of years later the husband dies, and within the week comes back to visit his wife !
" Darling, its everything we dreamed of ! I get up around 10, eat breakfast, have sex, go out on the golfcourse, come back, have sex, sleep, eat some more, have sex, and its the same everyday " !
" Incrdible " replies the widow " are you in heaven " ? "No " !replies the dead husband, " I'm a rabbit in Norfolk " !

2007-04-08 08:42:44 · 19 answers · asked by Joe Ninety 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

if its an old one, how come i've neva heard it?! lol it was amusing, shall av to pass that one on...

2007-04-08 09:21:29 · answer #1 · answered by nelli 2 · 0 0

6/10

2007-04-08 15:50:12 · answer #2 · answered by mimi 5 · 0 0

7/10

2007-04-08 16:01:45 · answer #3 · answered by Jacquelyn Nicole 2 · 0 0

That is lovely10/10

2007-04-08 15:47:01 · answer #4 · answered by pups 5 · 0 0

i haven't heard that 1 before! after a few beers i could possibly find it funny but now! no!

2007-04-08 18:42:35 · answer #5 · answered by pinkchiq2 3 · 0 0

it's okay i guess he's a rabbit in the after life i never understood that one

2007-04-08 17:22:20 · answer #6 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0 0

hahaha thats a great one, i was wondering whos he having sex with

2007-04-08 16:01:15 · answer #7 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0 0

ha ha ha ha ha

2007-04-08 16:26:42 · answer #8 · answered by omex 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! lol!

2007-04-08 15:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Could have been worse he could have come back as a "hare" on someones ****.

2007-04-08 15:52:01 · answer #10 · answered by doodleolly 1 · 0 1

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