when a burly man jumped out from an alley way and accosted him....
"hey are you a Jew" the man said
"Why yes i am, said the Jewish man, and proud"
The Glaswegian then set about the man giving him a black eye....
"why are you striking me?" said the Jewish man....
"Because it was you lot that killed Jesus" replied the Glaswegian.
"But that was 2 thousand years ago" said the bruised Jewish man.
The red headed Glaswegian screwed up his face into a sneer and said, " yes i know, but i only found out about it yesterday".
Its just a joke
2007-04-08 08:41:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sen......he ate too much carrot cake.......
please i am a Scot i (and most Scots) can laugh at ourselves.......give it a try it makes life just a little nicer
2007-04-08 08:57:08 · update #1
A Jewish man and a Chinese man were sitting in abar when the Jew turns round and punches the Chinese man in the face.
"What was that for?" asks the Chinese man.
"That was for Pearl Harbour!" says the jewish man.
"That was the Japanese, not us!"
"Chinese, Japanese, it's all the same to me."
So the Chinese man punches the Jew in the face. "That was for the Titanic!" he says.
"That was an iceberg!" says the Jew.
"Iceberg, Goldberg, it's all the same to me."
2007-04-08 08:55:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Why does the Glaswegian red headed?
Well I am a Glaswegian born and raised. And there is nothing wrong with my sense of humour.
2007-04-08 08:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That "shaggy dog tale" is so previous it has whiskers on it. trouble-free false impression (that Jews killed Christ while in actuality it grow to be the Romans) lessens its effect, too. Oh, and Bullwinkle, i think of you mean Passover (in English) or Pesach (in Hebrew). The term Passiah does not exist.
2016-12-08 21:39:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An orthodox Jew from New York was visiting a small town in Mississippi. When he attracted the stares of townspeople he turned to them and asked.
"What's the matter, you've never before seen a Yankee?"
2007-04-08 08:48:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
It just goes to show you no matter how long it takes. Karma Works. And made me laugh.
2007-04-08 08:53:48 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the idea is a little too close to the truth, sadly.
2007-04-08 09:01:21 · answer #6 · answered by Jens Q 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So that's why we have to protect ourselves from hate crimes -- some people haven't actually read the Gospels (good? news) yet!
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2007-04-08 08:48:20 · answer #7 · answered by Hatikvah 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
why put it on here if its a jocke. jock.
ilike a joke as much as the next but in the right comtext and place.
2007-04-08 08:47:48 · answer #8 · answered by mr T 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Try it in the joke section
2007-04-08 08:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
So who is this Jesus? Is he from some other part of Glasgow?
2007-04-08 08:48:19 · answer #10 · answered by JAMES H 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋