when a burly man jumped out from an alley way and accosted him....
"hey are you a Jew" the man said
"Why yes i am, said the Jewish man, and proud"
The Glaswegian then set about the man giving him a black eye....
"why are you striking me?" said the Jewish man....
"Because it was you lot that killed Jesus" replied the Glaswegian.
"But that was 2 thousand years ago" said the bruised Jewish man.
The red headed Glaswegian screwed up his face into a sneer and said, " yes i know, but i only found out about it yesterday".
Its just a joke
2007-04-08 08:41:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i know the irony is in the ignorance
2007-04-08 08:50:38 · update #1
Coleone listen to your self man, i am a jock, this is a laugh....take life to seriously at your peril
2007-04-08 09:00:49 · update #2
Happy Passiah. Don't worry, the Jews get it. And a handful of us goyim as well. -- A man wants to bury his adored pet monkey, recently deceased. The rabbi says, "No, I'm not performing a ceremony for the monkey, and I'm not going to allow him to be buried in a Jewish cemetery. The man retreats sadly, He writes a $5,000 check to the temple, and presents it to the president of the congregation. The next day he returns to the rabbi to re-plead his case. The rabbi says, "Why didn't you tell me the monkey was Jewish?" The Christians don't get that one, either.
2007-04-08 08:56:39 · answer #1 · answered by bullwinkle 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
An orthodox Jew from massive apple replaced into travelling a small city in Mississippi. even as he attracted the stares of townspeople he turned to them and requested. "what's the remember, you've under no circumstances before considered a Yankee?"
2016-11-27 03:56:15 · answer #2 · answered by donges 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10.
2007-04-08 08:53:52 · answer #3 · answered by SikSonic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch but funny! Not bad. 8/10!
2007-04-08 08:43:52 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Seven out of ten
2007-04-08 08:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That "joke" is so old it has whiskers on it.
Basic misconception (that Jews killed Christ when in fact it was the Romans) lessens its impact, too.
Oh, and Bullwinkle, I think you mean Passover (in English) or Pesach (in Hebrew). The term Passiah doesn't exist.
2007-04-08 08:56:43 · answer #6 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 0⤊ 6⤋
I've heard that joke before, the places were different, not always Glasgow.
It is a fine example for so called "excuses" for antisemitism.
For those who wrote: "It was the Romans" only this: under Roman occupation the Jews had no power for death sentences, so they had to bring Jesus before Pilate, who didn't want to kill Jesus, but was weak and yielded to the scribes.
2007-04-08 08:50:08 · answer #7 · answered by corleone 6 · 1⤊ 8⤋
just a v funny joke..lol
2007-04-08 09:01:27 · answer #8 · answered by kookiemonster32 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha lol
y a glasweigan?
im a glasweigan >:(
ko
2007-04-08 09:59:05 · answer #9 · answered by x_angelina_x 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It wasn't the Jews that killed Jesus. It was the Romans.
2007-04-08 08:43:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 9⤋