and he meets St Peter at the Pearly Gates ! St Peter asks if he's done anything of merit during his life ?
" Well I did help a woman out who was being harrassed by a bunch of bikers from North Dakota " !
" What happened " asked St Peter ? " Well, " said the man "I walked up to the head biker and slapped his face and told him to leave her the hell alone " !
" Wow " says St Peter , " when was this " ?
" About 5 minutes ago " replies the man.
2007-04-08
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