Early in the morning?
2007-04-08 07:59:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
I want them all!
*hums along*
2007-04-08 08:03:29 · update #1
Put him in the long boat till he's sober...
We used to sing that when we were little... can't recall if my mom sung it to us on her guitar or if it was a school music class song...
Thanks for the memory... I'm almost 46 and still remember the tune!
Ha! Found all the verses:
Verses
Put him in the longboat ’til he’s sober, (3×)[1]
Early in the morning.
Put him in the longboat and make him bail 'er, (3×)[2]
Early in the morning.
Pull out the plug and wet him all over, (3×)[3]
Early in the morning.
Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him, (3×)[4]
Early in the morning.
Heave him by the leg in a running bowline, (3×)[5]
Early in the morning.
Soak 'im in oil 'till he sprouts flippers, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Spray him with whiskey and light him on fire, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Shave his "blade" with a rusty razor, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Take him and shake him and try to wake him, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Give 'im a dose of salt and water, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Hit 'im on the head with a broken hammer, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Spray him with alcohol and light him on fire, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under, (3×)[6]
Early in the morning.
Keelhaul him, keelhaul him (3×)[7]
Early in the morning.
Put him into bed with the captain's daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning.
You've never seen the captain's daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Slap him around and call him Suzie, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (3×)[8]
Early in the morning.
Put him in the back of the paddywagon, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Put him in his bunk with his pants on backwards, (3×)
Early in the morning.
Send him down to Davy Jones locker, (3x)
Early in the morning.
That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor, (3×)
Early in the morning.
2007-04-08 08:03:43 · answer #1 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Ah BLESS King Neptune !!
It sounds as if there MIGHT be a Trusty-Crusty Shellback or two in here amongst the Slimey Polliwogs and Lubbers !!
All Hail Neptunus Rex !!
2007-04-08 08:17:41 · answer #2 · answered by mariner31 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
put him in the hold with the Capt's daughter...
shave his belly with a rusty razor
put him in the lock up till hes sober
so early in DE mornin!
Great Song BTW
.................. Shadow Stalker
2007-04-08 08:10:47 · answer #3 · answered by srtfugitiverecoveryagency 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, there are many options open to you, Sailor.
--You could throw him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him,
--You could shave his belly with a rusty razor,
--You could keelhaul him 'til he's sober,
--OR, (my favorite) you could put him into bed with the Captain's daughter.
2007-04-08 08:05:30 · answer #4 · answered by oimwoomwio 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you referring to all the British sailors that were a little tipsy and got lost in Iranian waters?? I say arrest them
2007-04-08 08:03:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sigh...yes what shall we do with you?
Isn't it too early in the morning to be drunk...
Or are you drunk on Bushie's Special Jesus Juice?
2007-04-08 08:48:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give him to an even drunker Marine, that should fix both of them! Hickup, hickup....Source: strategypage.com
2007-04-08 08:51:23 · answer #7 · answered by ShadowCat 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give him another beer and continue celebrating with him.
2007-04-08 08:12:25 · answer #8 · answered by R C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many verses do you want? And thanks--now we'll have that tune in our heads all day!
2007-04-08 08:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Set fire to his chest o' gold coins with a torch, and pour rum on his head. Then dump ten men on his chest and make him walk the plank
2007-04-08 08:03:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋