2. A little girl wanted some cool undies they had at the mall. So she went to her dad. "Dad can you buy me some underwear at the mall?" The dad answered because he was harsh and mean and cruel,"no you dont deserve any so go away and leave me alone!" (Bad parenting) So the girl started crying and she went up to her mother and explained what happened. "Oh dont worry dear! I'll buy you some panties! Lets go to the mall."said the mom. And off they went. The dad found out about this and ripped up the girl's panties... "You should fricking follow my rules you damned b*t**!"the dad yelled. The girl cried but she got over it in a week. Then after the week, she wanted a cat so she went to her dad "Daddy can I get a cat?" "NO!!!"Was her dad's reply. She went to her mom and asked. Then off to the pet store they went to get the girl a cat. You know how people call cats p*s*y cats? Well the girl named her cat *u*s*. Dad found out and shaved the cat and threw it outside and a car ran over it. Next
2007-04-08 07:19:35 · 7 answers · asked by jjj9394 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the girl started crying and she got over it in a week....Knowing her her mom didn't have that much money left, she went to her dad...."Daddy! Can you get me a dog???" This was her dad's reply: "NO!!! Dammit!!! F**k you! Go away you @hole licking b**ch! I had enough of you!" The girl ran to her mom and asked her "CAn I get a dog please?" The mom said "Sure." and off they went to the store....The girl named the dog @$$ because dogs always sniff people's and dog's @$$....The dad found out and threw the dog out the window where a truck ran over it.....The girl couldn't take it anymore....She ran outside and started to cry so frickin hard....A policeman saw her and went to her and asked, "What's wrong little girl?" The girl replied sobbing,"My dad ripped my panties, shaved my P*ss* and threw my @$S out the window."
2007-04-08 07:25:03 · update #1
thanks for the laugh
2007-04-08 07:22:59 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10
2007-04-12 07:20:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee heeeee 9/10
2007-04-12 06:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-04-10 17:13:42 · answer #4 · answered by tm41170 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Dad's a jerk! lol!
2007-04-08 14:56:10 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute lol
2007-04-08 14:22:17 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2007-04-08 14:26:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋