A woman goes to the psychiatrist and the doctor asks "what her problem is?"
"Well" she says nervously "i think i'm a nymphomaniac"
"I can help you,but i must advise you that my fee is £80 an hour"he replies.
"Thats seems fair"she said"how much for all night?"
lol star if funny
2007-04-08 07:11:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wanna hear more,ur cheering my day up.
2007-04-08 08:39:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep up your good work said his wife as he drove off to the office. To get through the day he decided to stop off at the local pub and have a stiff drink before facing his rigid chores for the day.
He reached the office in a state of tumescent disarray. He nervously told his secretary that it was just too hard for him to carry on. She was very kind and offered to soften the blow for him.
It was no use, he couldn't escape his fate. His father was a Woodman's of the World, his mother before marriage a Hardcastle and no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't get a grip on the hard existence his parents breeding has brought upon him.
There was only one option: That was to look his patients hard in the eye and come what may, stand proud and firm without fear of ridicule. From that day forward, he lived life to the fullest.
Thus he learn ed a valuable lesson. It wasn't what you do with your life, it's the size of your commitment to life that counts.
2007-04-08 14:31:06 · answer #2 · answered by rann_georgia 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I didnt really get it...
whats a nymphomaniac anyways
2007-04-08 14:17:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-08 15:00:06 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He did me a fair deal, £150 for an all nighter!! :)
2007-04-08 16:57:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-08 14:14:09 · answer #6 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i couldn't manage a laugh but ill give you a smile!
2007-04-08 15:37:42 · answer #7 · answered by pinkchiq2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah good one
2007-04-08 15:23:31 · answer #8 · answered by thewokinn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
LoL
2007-04-08 16:02:06 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good ha ha
2007-04-08 14:20:31 · answer #10 · answered by angela f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋