2007-04-08 06:16:53 · 24 answers · asked by lodi 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
vote republican.
2007-04-08 06:19:18 · answer #1 · answered by Doctor Pain 4 · 3⤊ 13⤋
You have to beat jesus in American gladiators.
Then you have to last 2 rounds in the octagon with the angel of death.
Then, you kick the pope in the balls, and your in.
good luck!
2007-04-08 13:32:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Satans army was destroyed when we bombed Iraq,
You may now exit my country.
2007-04-08 13:22:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Join the military of any Arab country and you'll be good to go.
Just keep shouting..... "Satan Akbar" over and over.
2007-04-08 13:53:43 · answer #4 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the Iranian Embassy and apply for
citizenship and ask to join their army!!!!
2007-04-08 13:24:52 · answer #5 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
You first have to step in the front of my 50cal and let me blow you into pieces. Than you can join.
2007-04-08 16:40:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't this question be in a religious board?
p.s. - The eat your vegetables comment was hilarious.
2007-04-08 13:21:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well you got to wait till Bush temps the anti Christ into making his comeback to earth but once that happens, which should be very soon, then you can join up with Satan Army probably just outside of Jerusalem where Satan will be waiting for the Messiah to return.
2007-04-08 13:22:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 7⤋
Go join one of the terriosts armies. If we listen to the dems we are going to be having something like this happen in our country.
2007-04-08 13:19:27 · answer #9 · answered by Sparkles 7 · 7⤊ 2⤋
You have to ask Satan, so put a gun to your head, kill yourself, and then ask him.
You can find details on this site
http://www2.b3ta.com/mind-control/
2007-04-08 13:43:19 · answer #10 · answered by h h 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I understand it is an all volunteer force.Just adapt your life as to what you think satan would want you to do.
2007-04-08 13:21:12 · answer #11 · answered by just the facts 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋