An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen.
There, the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached for a cookie. His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand, and exclaimed, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!"
2007-04-08 05:34:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Ouch! lol! Poor man!
2007-04-08 08:19:49 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and cruel at the same time. lol
2007-04-08 12:43:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is soo sad but funny at the same time!!
2007-04-08 13:04:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats so sad yet so funny!
2007-04-08 18:25:04 · answer #4 · answered by Ladyinpinkッ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! nice one, made me laugh!
2007-04-08 13:22:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it lmao
2007-04-08 21:17:19 · answer #6 · answered by ladysosureone 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
aw that is funny!
2007-04-08 12:46:17 · answer #7 · answered by Ladytron 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before, but it's still cute!!
2007-04-08 12:57:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
horrible!
2007-04-08 12:47:06 · answer #9 · answered by Blue Rain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is horrible!!!
& not funny at all
2007-04-08 12:42:14 · answer #10 · answered by Kim 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋