HAROLD THE COMPUTER GUY
I was having trouble with my computer, so I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over.
Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An ID ten T Error? What's that - in case I need to fix it again?"
Harold grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll
figure it out."
So I wrote it down.
I D 1 0 T
I used to like Harold...
2007-04-08 04:39:46 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can I have Harold's number?
I'm having a computer problem:-)
2007-04-08 04:58:39 · answer #1 · answered by Aunt Bee 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
But it's a classic, at your expense. That must have made you feel sad.
But there are other great computer jokes.
One lady called her support tech and asked if there was a fire at headquarters.
He told her , "No fire here", and asked her "Why did you ask?"
She told him, "Because my computer is giving off black smoke!"
Don't let old weird Harold get to you.
Knowing a piece of specific knowledge doesn't make you smart; it's supposed to make you want to share it so that other people will know it too, if they want to hear it.
People who try to use specific knowledge, facts, news
to lord it over other people are "dictatorial control freaks"--reality dissocation syndrome sufferers. RDS means you can't deal with the real so you start trying to play "god" over other people through withholding knowledge, lying about what's true for your purposes or using crimes to get them to have to look to you for permission, facts or falsified interpretations.
Bummer--and his name is Harold/George W. Bush/anybody who pulls that sort of sick stuff.
2007-04-08 04:53:55 · answer #2 · answered by Robert David M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
West Virginia dominating Rutgers in Piscataway, NJ, winning by 4 touchdowns, & dropping in the polls!!! That's a joke!
2016-05-20 00:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by patrice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG SO FUNNY!
No offense, blondes, blonde hair looks nice, but I just don't know how to alter this one. Read it if you want, but PLEASE don't think I hold anyhting against you! I don't! I'm sorry, but this one's just too darn funny!!!
A blonde, brunette, and a red-head try to rob a bank and get caught. Their punishment was decided to be execution by gunshot. The brunette is first. She is asked "Do you have any last words?" and replies "Nope". Right when the man with the gun was about to shoot her, she yells "HURRICANE!!!" as loud as she could. When the people turn around to see the storm, which wasn't really there, she ran away. The man with the gun shrugged it off. Next up was the red-head. When she was asked if she had any last words, she said "No, sir." Right when the man with the gun was about to pull the trigger, she yelled "EARTHQUAKE!!!" as loud as she could. When everybody turned around to see the earthquake, which wasn't really there, she ran away. The blonde caught on, and when it was her turn, she was asked if she had any last words. "No." she replied. Right when the man with the gun was about to shoot, she yelled "FIRE!!!" as loud as she could.
2007-04-08 05:13:45 · answer #4 · answered by Helena 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
harolds a genius!LOL.thats so cool.
ID10t hahahaaha..lmao!
but i still think hes a d*** for saying that!
but hu cares..hahahahaha
2007-04-08 04:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by mariah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-04-08 08:38:20 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny I'll have to share this one with all my friends!
2007-04-08 04:43:58 · answer #7 · answered by just me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaaaaaaaah! Another good one! LOL LOL LOL
2007-04-08 04:53:45 · answer #8 · answered by Silver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-08 06:39:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee... a subtle way of telling people off ya :-)
2007-04-08 04:59:19 · answer #10 · answered by KalaFerns 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋