This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."
The friend asks, "How so?"
"My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"
Dangerous food.....
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water.
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."
2007-04-08 04:36:22 · 4 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
l like the first one. :)
2007-04-08 05:31:44 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good jokes. Thanks!
Seperate Questions for each joke is more fun.
Have a great week!
2007-04-09 00:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-08 16:10:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wedding cake- just awesome!!! lol
2007-04-08 11:41:43 · answer #4 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋