There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married".
So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house.
So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to go downstairs and get a drink. On the way down she heard the first daughter screaming but she juts ignored it. When she reached the second daughters bedroom she could hear laughing and just ignored it. When she reached the third daughters room she could hear nothing and deiced 2 ignore it.
The next morning at the breakfast table she said to the first daughter "Why were you screaming?". And the daughter replied "Well mother you told me 2 scream when something hurt."
2007-04-08 04:21:44 · 5 answers · asked by ¸.•*´`*♥ ♥Melissa♥ ♥*´`*•.¸ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then the mother said to the second daughter "Why were you laughing last night?" and the daughter replied "Mother you told me to laugh when something tickled".
Then the mother said to the last daughter "Why didn't I hear anything coming from your room last night?" and the daughter replied "Well mother you told me never to talk with my mouth full".
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2007-04-08 04:22:07 · update #1
that was very good, here is a good one for your troubles
When the nurse was bathing a female patient who had been in a coma for many months, she noticed a reaction when placing a sponge between her legs. When the doctor was notified, he called the husband and asked him to report to the hospital immediately. Upon his arrival the doctor explained that the nurse had seen a reaction when her private parts were stimulated. He suggested that the husband should have oral sex with her because it might lead to improvement in her condition. After about 15 minutes the husband came out of her room and announced that she was dead!
"How did that happen?" asked the doctor.
"I think she choked to death," said the husband.
2007-04-08 04:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by joshcarnagey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-04-08 17:15:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woah...that's kinda sick...but funny!
2007-04-08 11:30:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is disgusting i can't believe Yahoo! let you put that on here!
2007-04-08 11:39:20 · answer #4 · answered by tdcob123 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol funny!!
2007-04-08 11:26:10 · answer #5 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋