A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for £150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
2007-04-08 03:51:53 · 14 answers · asked by Oliver T4 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I loves it! The best joke I've ever heard!
Happy Easter! XD
2007-04-08 04:23:30 · answer #1 · answered by coopyey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! Good one! Happy Easter! 10!
2007-04-08 16:38:58 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1 m8!
2007-04-08 10:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by Yahooer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Goodun!!!! Wife jokes always make me laugh! My husband's scared to laugh at them! He's well trained!
2007-04-08 10:56:12 · answer #4 · answered by scamp 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fortunately for all men there has never been a women that rose from the dead.
2007-04-08 11:02:03 · answer #5 · answered by joshcarnagey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe! it would be allot funnier if i heard someone tell the joke, its how you say it what makes if funnier! im a joker and ill be able to get a few laughs from it! thanks hun!
2007-04-08 18:48:40 · answer #6 · answered by pinkchiq2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-04-08 11:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee. That was funny.
2007-04-08 10:58:47 · answer #8 · answered by Lindsey H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, funny...
2007-04-08 11:17:59 · answer #9 · answered by trueblueplayaz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that.
2007-04-08 10:55:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋