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A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

''May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded to know why.

"Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him!"

2007-04-08 03:31:42 · 9 answers · asked by MT C 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Ha Ha! Poor baby! lol! 10!

2007-04-08 09:07:13 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Oh gosh!
Thats... interesting uh..
*Wink

2007-04-08 10:40:37 · answer #2 · answered by Simplicity 2 · 0 0

It was so funny I forgot to laugh...LO

2007-04-08 10:40:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol, that was funny. Made me chuckle......7/10

2007-04-08 10:35:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yah. That's good one.

2007-04-08 10:51:17 · answer #5 · answered by revchrist 3 · 0 0

interesting impossible but interesting

2007-04-08 11:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by joshcarnagey 2 · 0 0

very nice joke
ha ha ha

2007-04-08 10:37:28 · answer #7 · answered by Manz 5 · 0 0

funny!!!!

2007-04-08 11:27:41 · answer #8 · answered by just me 4 · 0 0

LOL!!

2007-04-08 10:36:28 · answer #9 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0 0

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