For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
2007-04-07 23:38:42 · 8 answers · asked by Air Force guy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't shoot the messanger. This is what was told to me. Also cowlynz you can go to hell you piece of crap.
2007-04-08 00:06:15 · update #1
hahahahahahahaha,great joke,dude
2007-04-07 23:44:39 · answer #1 · answered by Dragon Buster 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny,
but a far cry from best of anything
4 out of 10, Maybe
2007-04-08 06:52:08 · answer #2 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, but best joke of 2006?
2007-04-08 08:00:27 · answer #3 · answered by Steamysteam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. But it is one of the best jokes of 2006.
2007-04-08 06:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by nayanmange 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
uh, well ok, funny, but not the best joke of 2006 !!
2007-04-08 06:43:58 · answer #5 · answered by angel 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-04-08 21:32:55 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aw, that was cute.
2007-04-08 11:54:41 · answer #7 · answered by relaxednatural 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a scale from one to Stupid, I give it a Stupid+
2007-04-08 06:53:29 · answer #8 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋