'Please Sir, may I use your bathroom for a few minutes. I've come over with a bad case of the runs and there is not a public loo around. In return I will give you some of my special salts.'
So he is shown upstairs and goes to the bathoom.
When he is done he thanks the homeowner and is making his way out when there is a scream upstairs from the bathroom.
The homeowner shouts ' what the **** have you done, there's poo everywhere, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the floor!! And where are my special salts??
The salesman replies ' you've already had them -
Somersaults
2007-04-07 22:54:59 · 8 answers · asked by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha gross
2007-04-07 22:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by Trout Pout (Lollie) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
real tale! whilst NASA first began sending up astronauts, they immediately chanced on that ballpoint pens does no longer artwork in 0 gravity. To wrestle the challenge, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to advance a pen that writes in 0 gravity, the different way up, underwater, on almost any floor consisting of glass and at temperatures commencing from under freezing to 3 hundred C. The Russians used a pencil.
2016-10-21 08:20:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Sick but pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-04-08 09:37:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but yuck.
2007-04-07 23:20:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
great joke. keep it up.but gross
2007-04-07 23:25:31 · answer #5 · answered by Dragon Buster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really gross.
2007-04-07 23:14:58 · answer #6 · answered by nayanmange 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was pooper i mean super
2007-04-08 05:34:12 · answer #7 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross!!!!
2007-04-07 22:59:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋