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If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

2007-04-07 20:28:32 · 11 answers · asked by I feel better 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

ITS MADE OF BABIES

2007-04-07 20:30:48 · answer #1 · answered by Dazman 4 · 2 0

Clever question, but baby oil is "mineral" oil.

Reminds me that Gerber baby food has a picture of a baby on it and tried selling their baby-food in an African country where almost everybody was illiterate. Normally, there, a picture of the contents, say apples, would be on the label (because they couldn't read), and when they saw the picture of the baby, they thought it was ground-up babies inside!!

For years in the region, they thought Americans were cannibals... The film, Silence of the Lambs, didn't help any either.

2007-04-07 21:07:40 · answer #2 · answered by plenum222 5 · 0 0

Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

2007-04-07 20:42:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Ace is close- Due to increased consumption the baby oil industry has gone to presses- you stack in about 25 of the little squirmers throw a switch and in about 23 minutes you have a pure fresh product-ready for bottling.

2016-05-19 23:06:39 · answer #4 · answered by meredith 3 · 0 0

It comes from the stuff they scrape off of baby penguins when there's an oil tanker spill.

2007-04-07 20:33:23 · answer #5 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 0 0

My hopes and dreams.

2007-04-08 08:16:02 · answer #6 · answered by Tosh 5 · 0 0

i'v seen dis one b4

2007-04-07 20:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by rubikkiub 3 · 0 0

Babies.

2007-04-08 01:11:50 · answer #8 · answered by Steamysteam 5 · 0 0

Babies?

2007-04-07 20:32:08 · answer #9 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1 0

squashed babies!!!

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2007-04-07 20:36:33 · answer #10 · answered by >> fleur << 4 · 0 1

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