Time for a reprise:
My cat (which I have never had spayed or inoculated) slept for three days straight, and then when he woke up, his eyes were puffy and red, and he was coughing, and stringy things like angel hair pasta were coming out of his butt, and then forty gallons of smelly purplish-brown goo came squirting out of his ears, and then his belly split open and candy came out and then his head fell off. Now he doesn't eat as much as he used to, and is peeing in the bathroom sink instead of his litterbox. What should I do? Is there some kind of home remedy I can try?
I can't afford the vet, but I didn't let that prevent me from getting the cat in the first place. I figured it was like a lava lamp, and it would be fun to watch.
2007-04-07 18:27:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
Ha ha, that really made me laugh!
Believe it or not, I didn't realise you were joking up until the 'forty gallons of smelly purplish brown poo' bit - coz this post is actually not that far off some of the rubbish that people genuinely ask!
Ta, I'm working today and that will keep me giggling!
Chalice
2007-04-07 22:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by Chalice 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's amazing what some people find amusing. Obviously your pretend cat has parasites and is going to die. Maybe before he goes, he'll spread it to you. Most parasites are zoonotic, which means they can transfer from species to species, rather easily, I might add. You might find the same thing will happen to you in the next 7 to 10 days. Enjoy
2007-04-08 03:21:08 · answer #2 · answered by Irene 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
By the way, what ARE you smokin'? Apparently it's giving you hallucinations. Perhaps you need to find a more suitable outlet for your energies. I highly recommend a JOB.
2007-04-07 18:41:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I am a cat lover.
that was a rude thing to sayy.
dont kid about things like that!!
he probably has a parasite.
go to the local vet and ask if there are any places you can go and get it treated for free.
2007-04-07 18:35:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
That's a long way to go to make a point.
2007-04-07 18:35:05 · answer #5 · answered by Buddy28 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think it's time kitty visits the vet's office. TAKE OUT A LOAN =(
2007-04-07 18:32:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Wow... get a job or something... find something else to do to waste your time that ISN'T wasting other peoples time...
2007-04-07 18:35:56 · answer #7 · answered by katiekatiemeowmeow 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
um, you have issues
dont go near animals
2007-04-07 18:36:33 · answer #8 · answered by STL 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋