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Lady walks into a butcher shop and asks the butcher for a turkey. Butcher looks in the cooler and brings out the last one he has.lady says "Thats a nice turkey, but do you have one a little bit bigger"? Butcher thinks to himself that the lady won't notice the different, so he puts the turkey back in the cooler and brings it out again and sets it on the counter. Lady says"O that's much better, but do you have one a little more plump".
butcher again puts the turkey back in the cooler and brings it right back out again and sets it on the counter. "How's this one", he asks. Lady says "perfect". Butcher says "Good, I'll wrap it up for you. Lady says "And I'll take the other Two also".

2007-04-07 16:09:15 · 11 answers · asked by Jackolantern 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

I really enjoyed this one. It's jokes like this that make fun fun. I appreciate you for your generosity in sharing this one with us. It is not vulger or trashy. I wish that more people would share this type of joke more often. Thanks again and do have a nice Easter.

2007-04-07 16:30:18 · answer #1 · answered by freedomrings 2 · 1 0

Haha I like this one. Smart old lady. Stupid butcher.

2007-04-07 23:24:38 · answer #2 · answered by seaweedsara162004 4 · 0 0

I guess she got that turkey...youk now,calling the butcher a turkey..

2007-04-07 23:26:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lol. Good One

2007-04-08 00:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by sidekickLX! 3 · 0 0

LOL.

Happy Easter!

2007-04-08 02:58:28 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

haha! the butcher is a retard!

2007-04-07 23:13:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats a pretty good one

2007-04-07 23:23:54 · answer #7 · answered by john M 3 · 0 0

haha, thats very realistic

2007-04-07 23:56:47 · answer #8 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0 0

That's why I'm vegetarian.

2007-04-07 23:12:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that is a funny story.

2007-04-07 23:17:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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