Lady walks into a butcher shop and asks the butcher for a turkey. Butcher looks in the cooler and brings out the last one he has.lady says "Thats a nice turkey, but do you have one a little bit bigger"? Butcher thinks to himself that the lady won't notice the different, so he puts the turkey back in the cooler and brings it out again and sets it on the counter. Lady says"O that's much better, but do you have one a little more plump".
butcher again puts the turkey back in the cooler and brings it right back out again and sets it on the counter. "How's this one", he asks. Lady says "perfect". Butcher says "Good, I'll wrap it up for you. Lady says "And I'll take the other Two also".
2007-04-07
16:09:15
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