What do you think? funny?

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Some actual label instructions



1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavored milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY T O S S I N G OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.

12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.

15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.

17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.)

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

19. On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)

20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.

21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.

22. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD.

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY

Answer 1

all good girl lol 10/10

Answer 2

L O L 10/10

Answer 3

Yes they are funny , good research.
The translation from a lot of Asian countries is horrible , but funny.
Some warnings are an attempt to cover their liability as not to be sued . The companies as a result treat the consumers as retards.

Answer 4

I saw a lot of those before, but they're still funny.

I bet a lot of men are very glad they included those instructions on the chainsaw... About not stopping the chain with their genitals. Phew, dodged a bullet there!

Answer 5

ok On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. whats left?

there must be a lost in translation On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. cmon

Answer 6

Packet of chicken salt in Australia: Does not contain animal products.

Answer 7

Funny

Answer 8

ROCK ON TINK YOU ARE STILL ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE ON YAHOO. You are so gifted in telling jokes are you a stand up comic in real life. If you dont mind me asking what do you do? I have not heard of someone as funny in joke writing as you for so long. You really are GIFTED in joke writing. Is this your living? It seems so. YOU GO GIRL !!!!

Answer 9

Gee! I wonder what it says on the gates of Heaven, Hopefully it won't say, " Do Not Open" if you cannot read this sign,stay put!

Answer 10

Seriously i am insulted the people who write these think everyone is mentally injured in the brain!