Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. Thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. Cont...
2007-04-07 13:59:47 · 9 answers · asked by strawberry 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG if you actually think of it, most of it is true, I never really thought about the odd things. IF THE TARGET THING IS TRUE THAT IS TERRIBLE!!! And I do believe the pay phone thing with change that can be any machine. and perfume this actually happened to real people a while ago. Good luck. makes me think of the little things (the car thing i always look in the back seat even though I do lock my doors)
2007-04-07 14:06:18 · answer #1 · answered by camopaiser 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Common Ghostface Ice Cube Bun B
2016-05-19 22:01:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a hint of sarcasm I hear? :) Oohh, well I don't eat top ramen, twinkies or cochroaches any more because come to find out they'll all last through a nucular war. :)
2007-04-07 14:32:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Life can be tough at times, I agree.
2007-04-07 14:03:29 · answer #4 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
umm the camopais person
it actually happened to real people
well its not gunna happen to fake people
2007-04-07 14:54:45 · answer #5 · answered by kody m 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yeah thats a little disturbing...overanalyze much?
2007-04-07 14:07:29 · answer #6 · answered by kissesfromhvn807 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a joke? I dont get it! LMAO
2007-04-07 14:02:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you are really wierd.
2007-04-07 14:03:44 · answer #8 · answered by Jennifer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are very welcome
2007-04-07 14:09:30 · answer #9 · answered by cookie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋