A man is turning 80. His 3 kids want to do something really special for his birthday, so one decides to get him a prostitute. The prostitue knocks on his door one evening and he answers "What did I do to deserve this?!" She said, your kids wanted you to have a great birthday and hired me to give you SUPER SEX. Excited the man says "Ill take the soup".
2007-04-07 13:51:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
at 80 years old Soup is the safe way to go!
but I am a risk taker, I would have taken the sex, then the soup :p
2007-04-07 13:54:55 · answer #1 · answered by John P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Soup! lol! 10!
2007-04-07 13:55:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Happy Easter!
2007-04-07 15:16:26 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 02:28:48 · answer #4 · answered by shimek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he might be too old to cut the mustard but he can still lick the jar
2007-04-07 13:57:49 · answer #5 · answered by BajaRick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont like soup
2007-04-07 14:13:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA I love it - sounds like someone I know.
2007-04-07 13:54:50 · answer #7 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha..not haha(it doesnt deserve that)
2007-04-07 13:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by M E 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooo old and i shouldve expected it, damn you got me
2007-04-07 16:48:34 · answer #9 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO AWESOME JOKE
2007-04-07 13:54:10 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋