An Ecumenical Religious Joke?

Question

A man dies & goes to heaven. After being greeted by God St Peter asks "what religion are you?" The man replied "I don't have a religion."St. Peter looks a bit dismayed "Now there is a problem." "Why?". St Peter says "Well then I don't know where to put you. So you will have to decide." St. Peter leads the man down a hallway with many doors. Opening the first the man smells incense, sees thousands of candles & hears Gregorian chants. Peter closes the door. "beautiful," the man exclaimed "what was that." St Peter replied Catholic heaven. Further down the hall they open a door & the Mormon tabernacle choir in high song. "Fabulous" the man said. At the next door there are thousands of Islamic prayer lines in unison. "Amazing". St Peter said shhhh they tip toed silently to the next door, peeked in, & closed it. "what was that?" St. Peter said "Shhh it's the JW's they think they're the only ones here." And they went to the next door.

Wouldn't this really be Heaven room for everyone?

Answer 1

I know another good one, which sadly is probably true about the Mormon part... All though I do all I can to break that stereotype for us...

Recently, just as an ecumenical gathering was commencing, a secretary rushed in shouting "The building is on fire!"

The Baptists cried, "Where is the Water!"

The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.

The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring that fire was evil.

The Roman Catholics passed the plate to cover the damage.

The Jews posted symbols on the doors hoping the fire would pass.

The Congregationalists shouted "Every man for himself!"

The Fundamentalists proclaimed, "It's the vengeance of God."

The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out.

The Christian Scientists concluded that the fire would put itself out.

The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson who was to appoint a committee to
look into the matter and submit a written report.

The Unity Students proclaimed the fire had no power over them.

Some atheists in attendance didn't believe there was a fire.

The secretary grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire out.

And the Mormons, having arrived fifteen minutes late, missed the fire
completely.

Answer 2

I've heard many variations of that one, with different denominations and religions as the ones who think they're the only ones up there.

I like this one.

A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter takes him on a tour of heaven, when the man realizes they are on the top of a big cliff. He asks what is at the bottom of the cliff. Peter says "Oh, you don't wnat to see that, that's HELL!" The man insists that he wants to see it, so he creeps to the edge and looks over.

He sees lovely little homes, manicured lawns, fruitful orchards, and fields, and people busily going about their business, albeit looking happy and fulfilled.

The man says, wow, That's HEAVEN!?"

Peter walks over and takes a look at the bottom of the cliff. Then he looks disgusted.

"Those darn Mormons been irrigating again!"

Answer 3

i suppose

Answer 4

rofl, ya.