What do you think? Funny?

Question

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. She looked out the window and yelled to her lover. Quick jump out the window. My husband's home early!!

"I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets "It's raining out there!"

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun, the rain is the least of your problems!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon.

So he started running alongside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while, a small group of runners, which had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free."

Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"

"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"

"Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Do you always wear a c0nd0m when you run?"

"Nope.........just when it's raining."

Answer 1

very funny tink 10/10

Answer 2

A guy wakes up one morning with a headache from a hangover. As he opens his eyes he sees that he is lying in bed with two gorgeous blonds,and all three were naked.

He rubs his eyes and decides to head to the kitchen for coffee. He makes the coffee and reaches for milk in the fridge when he sees it is stuffed with a million dollars.

He starts thinking of the blondes upstairs and sips his coffee looking out into the garden where he sees a lot of Ku Klux Klan hanging around outside. He can't figure it out and starts towards the stairs and kicks a Genie lamp

...still with me?.....

he picks up the lamp and gives it a rub (as usual) when out pops a Genie and as usual asks him if he can grant him three wishes. Never mind the wishes he said what is happening here?

The genie says don't you remember last night you drank 15 beers and left the pub to go home. You were bursting for a pee and went up an alley for one. You kicked the lamp and rubbed it and I granted you three wishes.

OK I can understand the two blondes, I always wanted a threesome! The money...I always wanted a cool million! But the guys dressed in white with the pointed hats?

Oh that said the Genie that's because you always wanted to be hung like a black!!!!!

(Oh can I get 10 points too!!!!!)

Answer 3

large. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a sparkling housing progression and a woman spoke back the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm merchandising the latest innovation in vacuums, it truly is the ideal little device I even have considered in a protracted time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, airborne dirt and dust, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum would not freshen up that mess, i will eat it!" She stated, "could you like a fork?! we've not have been given the potential on yet!"

Answer 4

Hillarious

Answer 5

wow 10/10 awesome sensatonal man u r too good to be true plzzzzzzzzz conti with the jokes tink n oh yeah a star for u

Answer 6

Ha Ha Ha Very Funny

Answer 7

ha ha ha 10/10 just like wearing a raincoat in the shower

Answer 8

Very funny that deserves a star

Answer 9

Ha ha ha, I saw the punchline coming a mile off but still funny though!

Answer 10

Brilliant Tink, you got a star for that one. 10/10. x