If we put it in a catapult how far would it try to fly before it gave up?
2007-04-07 13:04:52 · 10 answers · asked by Get A Grip 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Rofl! Penguins fly every night in our dreams. No catapult needed.
2007-04-07 13:07:43 · answer #1 · answered by I WALK FUNNY 1 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Man its all a conspiracy, penguins can really fly, but they purposely dont cuz they're planning a damn take over. All this fuss over global warming is a fraud initiated by the Penguins so the world goes into the second ice age. The extreme cold will give a the penguins an advantage and then they'll use flight to drop P-BOMBS and take out major cities. Eventually the human race will die out and the Penguins will rise. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
2007-04-07 13:11:58 · answer #2 · answered by -(O_o)-Roboto 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What every pilot has to do first. Get it's private pilot's licence. Then commercial, then instrumental and so on up the ladder. It takes years and lots of money but if the penguin has good enough grades and is determined, I'll help him out.
2016-04-01 02:47:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt it would try to fly, but it'd be one hell of a projectile! Penguins are natural divers, which means when they move through the air they tend to have their flippers tucked in, PLUS, they're naturally aerodynamic... It'll be like darts!
2007-04-07 13:12:39 · answer #4 · answered by yelxeH 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes as much as you can teach a cow , sure put it in a catapult and swing it away , wooooooo...
2007-04-07 13:10:05 · answer #5 · answered by young old man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naw, I've seen a lot of stuff: I've seen a dragon fly, I've seen a horse fly, I've even seen a house fly, but I ain't NEVER seen...
2007-04-07 13:10:52 · answer #6 · answered by The Lobe 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Penguins never give up. They'll outlive cockroaches.
2007-04-07 13:09:37 · answer #7 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they fly underwater pretty well
2007-04-07 13:16:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
GET A FREAKIN GRIP!
2007-04-07 13:41:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a cruel little thing, aren't you...........
2007-04-07 13:09:29 · answer #10 · answered by venus11224 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋