Suppose we put him inside a really thick, steel reinforced concrete bunker, and then run huge, pipes around it filled with water. You know he's going to start doing that hellfire stuff soon enough, and viola, steam to turn generators to make electricity!
Then again, as soon as I patent the idea, big oil will probably bury it.
2007-04-07 13:00:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Couldn't we harness you to H.L. Mencken and watch you sink back into the detritus of 20's pop culture?
2007-04-07 13:06:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmm, I was under the impression that it was God that has and uses all the fire and brimstone, Satan just lives there...
PS: No, we can't harness the rotation of the earth for power as-is, at least not while on the earth... We can of course use the tidal forces generated by the difference in the pull of the sun and the moon over a distance, but that's another matter entirely... Honestly, the best course of action would be pebble bed nuclear reactors... But damn Chernoble scared everyone away from nuclear power with their HORRIBLY maintained last-generation technology which nobody there knew how to run.
2007-04-07 20:05:41 · answer #2 · answered by yelxeH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious?! Do really mean this question? Are you are you a Christian, or are you asking one of those dumb hypathetical questions like: Could God create a rock so big and so heavy that even he could not move? Satan has no power than God has allowed for him to have upon the earth or anywhere.
2007-04-07 20:07:55 · answer #3 · answered by Moparty4 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll need to prepare a working model to get a patent. If you can pull this off, I would be delighted to be the first to congratulate you.
2007-04-07 20:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-04-07 20:02:32 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all satan and hell would have to exist before you could do that. You see satan is not a real being but the personification of evil and hell is not a real place but a state of being. however, if they did exist, it would be an idea...
2007-04-07 20:10:31 · answer #6 · answered by Isadora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We could harness the rotation of the earth for that purpose. Someone please tell the oil companies how they could make a profit on it, and they will supply the technology in short order.
2007-04-07 20:05:21 · answer #7 · answered by Nowpower 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go for it! You'll find him in the White House!
2007-04-07 20:05:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a plan, but I bet Laura would start missing him after a week or so....
2007-04-07 20:03:17 · answer #9 · answered by usmcmama826 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a Genius! I love it.
2007-04-07 20:06:52 · answer #10 · answered by silent*scream 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋