Sleeping at work
Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work:
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." And the best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. Raise your head from the desk and say " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
2007-04-07 12:30:27 · 35 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT! 20/10 + star (Would give you more if I could) This had me rolling out of my seat, especially the last one LOL. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-04-07 18:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by gravytrain036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number 1, 4 and 5. Great.
2007-04-15 02:01:01 · answer #2 · answered by sandrota 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL---# 1, 4, 7, and 10 were great! You had it all, it was SO KEWL! Share more ideal excuses from being caught napping at lunch hour at work.
2007-04-15 09:33:46 · answer #3 · answered by BlueEyez 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has to be 4. Used this one before!
2007-04-07 12:35:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely the best list Ive seen,i will definitely use them in future,especially the amen one,lol.Have a star.
2007-04-07 12:35:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that last one was really funny 9/10
2007-04-13 15:05:06 · answer #6 · answered by Doug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the blood bank one is pure genius !!! funniest thing ive seen in a while : ) 2 thumbs up!
2007-04-15 09:31:01 · answer #7 · answered by sunpat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny. Now I know what to say if I ever get caught.
2007-04-14 22:22:13 · answer #8 · answered by Jennifer M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved them all. Keep it up!! 10/10
2007-04-15 05:35:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I managed a chuckle at number 1.......
2007-04-15 10:13:51 · answer #10 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋