This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy b1tch."
2007-04-07 11:47:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol - very good and how true ;)
2007-04-07 11:50:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sadly funny.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-04-07 12:04:52 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-04-07 12:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by shantia_schwack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
good one
never heard that one before
very funny
2007-04-07 11:53:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was toooo funny and yet I can relate.
2007-04-07 12:11:49 · answer #5 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad but funny! Men can be pigs! lol!
2007-04-07 12:02:41 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny and jacked up at tha same time
2007-04-07 12:00:01 · answer #7 · answered by sheezy. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
typical bloke behaviour eh ? lol
2007-04-11 04:28:18 · answer #8 · answered by jizzumonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny and very very true to life!!
2007-04-07 11:50:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
2007-04-07 11:59:15 · answer #10 · answered by buckeye fan 45 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yep, funny and very true...isn't that awful?!!
2007-04-07 12:29:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋