After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
2007-04-07 11:40:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another good joke here
2007-04-07 11:46:45 · answer #1 · answered by buckeye fan 45 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-07 11:43:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! Good one! Funny!
2007-04-07 11:57:14 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
very funny
heard it before
still funny tho
good one
2007-04-07 11:42:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yah good one
2007-04-07 11:44:09 · answer #5 · answered by 1~n^*l^u#v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i don't know what ? your asking though
2007-04-07 11:45:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-04-07 11:42:38 · answer #7 · answered by werelizard c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuckles..
2007-04-07 11:45:18 · answer #8 · answered by No Religion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋