The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.
After a few seconds he rose and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed "Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know that buffaloes had come here. ???
Tonto replied, "Face sticky."
2007-04-07 11:27:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one, pale-face! LMFAO !!
2007-04-07 11:30:07 · answer #1 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same pair riding along,suddenly tonto is full of arrows and he say kimo sabi,why me not you,lone ranger said,i wear arrow mist all day protection.Around the corner tonto say look bacon tree,no says lone ranger,its a ham bush
2016-05-19 21:19:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit of a groan, but funny!
Charles
2007-04-07 12:08:29 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-04-07 13:50:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one made me laugh out loud.10
2007-04-07 12:24:11 · answer #5 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow up
2007-04-07 14:14:05 · answer #6 · answered by PrettyLady26 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have heard this b4 as well ... oh grow up lol some ppl eh?
2007-04-11 04:31:26 · answer #7 · answered by jizzumonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny.
2007-04-07 11:32:51 · answer #8 · answered by love me like me hate me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lmao
2007-04-07 11:30:02 · answer #9 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That's as old as the dinosaurs crap in between your teeth,lmao!
2007-04-07 11:31:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋