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In Santa Claus? If you do believe, you get presents. If you don't believe, you don't get presents, and you might get coal or bones. You have nothing to lose by believing in Santa, and you get a reward!

2007-04-07 11:10:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

24 answers

Eureka!!

~~*Downs a fifth of Jameson and hands some 100 proof to Abdul*~~

Thank you, my friend!

2007-04-07 11:27:30 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 1 1

I believe in Santa Claus, but I've stopped getting presents from him. Maybe he's upset that I haven't given him anything for Christmas. This year, I'll try putting milk and cookies out like the old tradition.

2007-04-07 18:15:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

The Santa Claus Wager rotflmao.

2007-04-07 18:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Actually, I don't believe in Santa and I still get presents. So yeah, you're probably right.

2007-04-07 18:13:27 · answer #4 · answered by milomax 6 · 2 0

I didn't believe and I still got presents. Santa was my mom.

2007-04-07 19:39:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Perhaps the social stigma against people who still believe after, say, age 14 could be considered "something to lose." Fascinating how nothing like that exists with regard to God… although it certainly might if you pick the "wrong" god in the wrong culture — Allah in the US or Jesus in Turkey.

2007-04-07 18:18:31 · answer #6 · answered by lenoxus 3 · 0 0

Abdul, Good point Santa's rewards are much more tangible than Gods.

2007-04-07 18:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Meat 5 · 2 0

Ha! I thought you were gonna say the FSM before I clicked and read the additional details.

My mom used to say "If you don't believe, you don't receive." In regards to Santa. I "believed" until I was in my twenties! lol

2007-04-07 18:14:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

believe the drugs you will get presents but if i believe santa i will get some drugs

2007-04-07 18:15:43 · answer #9 · answered by hannosh_sy 1 · 0 0

I'd sooner believe in Satan opps Santa then God!

Darn typos! LOL

2007-04-07 18:22:24 · answer #10 · answered by Gorgo 1 · 1 0

I give the children the presents on Christmas as a reminder of the three wise men and their gifts to our lord Jesus Christ and remind the youth the reason for this occasion.

2007-04-07 18:16:18 · answer #11 · answered by S.O.S. 5 · 0 1

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