Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the third's a gay guy.
The doctor tells each of them that, if they induldge in their bad habit one more time, they will die.
Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, "I don't care if I die, I need a drink." The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops dead.
Meanwhile the smoker and the gay guy are walking along. Then the smoker spots a lit cigarette on the sidewalk.
The gay guy looks over and says, "If you bend down to pick that up, we're both dead."
2007-04-07 10:34:43 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HaHaHaHa Sick and Wrong, but funny!! HaHaHaHa☺
2007-04-07 10:37:43 · answer #1 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny except the part where the doctor said "your bad habits" because being gay isn't a bad habit. I'm not gay, but I do beleive in civil rights. But Hey, I also beleive in a good joke acording to stereotypes and the publics perception, it is funny **** that isn't ussaully true but is funny. Good Joke man.
2007-04-07 17:43:16 · answer #2 · answered by buckeye fan 45 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
10/10 an a * 4 u
Tink x
2007-04-07 18:02:57 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny:)
2007-04-07 18:18:11 · answer #4 · answered by Spike 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
heard that one b4
still very funny tho
good one
lol
2007-04-07 17:39:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny! i like the gay guy
2007-04-07 17:38:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes did u make this up at school young man ?
2007-04-11 11:37:00 · answer #7 · answered by jizzumonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha!
2007-04-07 20:06:49 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard before. And quite funny.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-04-07 19:02:46 · answer #9 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent.......lol Awesome joke......VERY FUNNY or not
Keep em coming!
2007-04-11 10:14:51 · answer #10 · answered by masonic_era 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one made me lol 9/10
2007-04-08 02:32:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋