One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spots an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block.
Even before he rolls to a stop at the kerb, a figure leaps into the cab and slams the door.
Checking his rear view mirror as he pulls away, the cabbie is startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.
"Er, where to?" he stammers.
"Just take me to the Union Station," answers the woman.
"You got it," he nods, taking another long glance in the mirror.
Looking up, the woman catches him staring. "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"
The driver coughs politely. "Well, I'd just noticed that you're completely naked."
"So?"
"Well I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."
Nodding slowly, the woman spreads her legs and puts her feet up on the front seat headrests.
2007-04-07 08:45:06 · 14 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Well," she smiles at the driver. "Does this answer your question?"
"Bloody hell," cries the cabbie, still staring in the mirror. "Got anything smaller?"
2007-04-07 08:45:27 · update #1
hahahahahahah u made me laugh thanks x
2007-04-07 09:31:25 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Funny. 8/10.
2007-04-07 20:16:55 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was the night dismal because this story was created?
2007-04-07 15:58:02 · answer #3 · answered by Giordino 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She was the fare that did the splits and then stuck to the floor !!!!
2007-04-07 16:06:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha nice 1!!
2007-04-07 16:11:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that supposed to be funny.
2007-04-07 15:50:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! heard it but think it's funny!
2007-04-07 15:50:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Never happened to me when i was driving taxis
Sob sob.
2007-04-07 17:47:48 · answer #8 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so rude.
I thought it was going to be about fitting a purse...........handbag......etc...lol
hahahaha
2007-04-07 15:52:10 · answer #9 · answered by Spike 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
not close to funny
2007-04-07 15:48:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG that`s funny!!
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Tink xxx
2007-04-07 17:38:31 · answer #11 · answered by Tink 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋