i want to find some comebacks for pickup lines used by guys
2007-04-07 08:32:20 · 10 answers · asked by bubblegumisgood 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. For "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
use: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."
2. For "How did you get to be so beautiful?"
use: "I must've been given your share."
3. For "Is this seat empty?"
use: "Yes, and this one will be if you sit down."
2007-04-07 08:45:34 · answer #1 · answered by apples_ll_apples 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all, you didn't make this up. Secondly, they are ok, but you will sound like a man-hater, not a witty person. Third, there have been at LEAST a half dozen posts of this over the last two weeks. Give us a break. Its not funny anymore. Fourth, you can chat with your friends about it, but don't use it all the time.
2016-05-19 04:41:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy stares at you -
"Do u work at the supermarket ??"
guy mumbles....
"Then y r u checking me out ??? Loser"
Guy says " So where do you wanna meet up?"
You say, " In teh alley, where i'll get my brothers to beat the sh!t outta you "
It's okay, you don't have topretend to be straight... i'm sure you will meet someone like you very soon.. but that someone is def. nawt me
Lollie xoxo I hope this helps
2007-04-07 08:45:50 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Lollie ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew as soon as I saw you, that you're a man that hates sex as much as I do.
2007-04-07 10:15:27 · answer #4 · answered by ƝɨѕhҠѡe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When a guy asks my place or yours?
Say both, i'll go to my place and you go to yours.
2007-04-07 08:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by fireflyspace23 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but I don't date gay guys!
2007-04-07 08:56:54 · answer #6 · answered by SallyJane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep dreaming
2007-04-07 08:35:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
grrrr
2007-04-07 08:42:19 · answer #8 · answered by supercutee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him you are gay it worked for me every time....till you find somone you like....gl
2007-04-07 08:36:19 · answer #9 · answered by blackfootsoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama has more facial hair than you do!
2007-04-07 08:35:51 · answer #10 · answered by cadaholic 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋