GOC (Giant Oreo Cookie), FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster), or God?

Question

Which one is responsible for the universe? I personally believe it's the Giant Oreo Cookie but I respect others' beliefs.

Answer 1

I am a low carb dieter. Is there a Giant Meat Ball or a Giant Protein Laden Meal Replacement Bar? I just can't handle that the world could have been invented by a God so high in carbohydrates!

Answer 2

It's no more or less believable/unbelievable than any other superstitious/religious nonsense. The Flying Spaghetti Monster sees this posting and is mildly amused by it. But only mildly. Oops... He's bored again now. Oregano 3:12-13 12 And it came to pass that the Flying Spaghetti Monster allowed HIS followers to partake of the basil, and the thyme, and the oregano 13 And in the partaking of the oregano, the followers thought it was good, and indeed, it was good, and in being good the oregano was savored, and in being savored, the goodness of the oregano was tasted, and thought good, as savory oregano tends to be, when tasted and savored in all its savory and tasty goodness. The Spaghettine Bible

Answer 3

Unlike GOC or FSM, God of Israel's fore fathers (Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob) is taking credit for being Creator of the Universe.

Answer 4

As an orthodox Flying Spaghetti Monsterist, I find your question offensive and feel the need to torment you until you understand the love and noodley goodness of my savior.

Answer 5

I like oreos, so I vote for the GOC.

Answer 6

Whatever you want to call Divinity is fine by me. It's smart enough to know that we'll never all agree on It.

But I must admit, I do adore the FSM.

Answer 7

GOC sounds and looks too much like GOP and there is nothing grande about that.

Answer 8

I believe God was the big bang and then evolution took over.

Answer 9

I prefer to contemplate the celestial movement of the cosmic fuzzball.

Answer 10

The universe is responsible for itself.