my wifes going to be really upset. they were an anniversary present.
2007-04-07 06:18:16 · 35 answers · asked by mockachee77 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I would suggest immediately soaking them in cold water. Cold water seems to lift liquid stains a bit better if they haven't dried. Once most of the stain is out, I'd let them soak overnight in a bucket of OxiClean, then wash them in a normal load of laundry.
You may even want to try the Clorox Pen or some other concentrated stain remover.
2007-04-07 06:22:42 · answer #1 · answered by K e L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bin them and buy a new pair while explaining to your poor wife you have lost all control over your bladder/bowels. Chances are she'll be more upset about that than the pants!! p.s. ask for something better than pants for you're next anniversary!!
2007-04-07 08:18:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man of iron ( by the rust stains in his underwear). Leave the pant alone, you may do it again so why bother with the first mess. What til you really have something to clean up. Might want to change you name to "Stainley"
2007-04-07 06:29:23 · answer #3 · answered by Ret. Sgt. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
use UR brains dear, like you used them to get your pants dirty!!!!
just THINK, how frustrating it is for US ladies to have to make out what each stain is on clothes before we wash them!!!
hopefully, your mess was a reasonable one...believe me...your wife will know IF you been up to something!!!! Then it wont be just your pants to worry about!!!
2007-04-08 04:41:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Battery acid mixed with a small amount of napalm.
Then put some rubber bands round the bottom of your pants and while this is going on eat some vindaloo.
Believe me your pants will never be a problem again.
(and you will never have to shave your Butt again either )
2007-04-07 06:29:14 · answer #5 · answered by caleyhighlander 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Having worked in the care industry for years, I have seen every kind of unmentionable and unfortunate accident that it is possible to have in "undergarments".
I can assure you the stains are permanent.
Bin them and buy a new pair.
Dirty boy.
2007-04-08 00:46:39 · answer #6 · answered by Bum Gravy. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say put in the bin. Let wife be upset, or buy another pair and attempt to not let her find out.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-04-07 12:19:29 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be like the guy who went to his doctor for an examination, and the doc said "I am going to need a urine sample, a stool sample, a semen sample and a blood sample". So the guy said "Look doc, I'm kinda busy right now, is it ok if I just leave my underpants"?
2007-04-08 04:17:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean you've made a mess in your pans (i.e. you've burned the potatoes or something)?
Try one of the usual weapons of mess destruction like biological washing powder, and be quick about it!
By the way, I didn't realise infants were permitted to marry!
2007-04-07 06:25:35 · answer #9 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are really still messing your pants...which I don't believe, you have bigger problems than worrying about your wife's reaction :P Oxy takes out ANYTHING!
2007-04-07 06:22:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋