Oldie...but Goodie?
Little Johnny sat in the courtyard, turning a bottle of liquid back and forth, watching the bubbles. The Priest walked up and asked what he was doing.
Johnny replied, "I am looking at the most powerful liquid in the world"!
The Priest said, "But, Johnny, Holy Water is the most powerful liquid in the world! Why, if you put Holy Water on a pregnant Lady's belly, she will pass a fine baby Boy"!
Little Johnny said, "Oh, yeah?! Well, this is turpentine........and; if you put this on a cat's @$$, he'll pass a Harley Davidson"!
2007-04-07 06:17:49 · 15 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great. Two stars on the FOTBS scale. (^_^) (^_^)
2007-04-07 06:23:21 · answer #1 · answered by MT C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice, it would be rude not to share.
So little Johnny as a first grader has been trying to convince his teacher that he should move up from 1st to third grade. So the teacher decides to hold a meeting with the principal. She asks him some simple questions like, "What is the Capital of Mexico?" and "How many days are in two years?" He answers the questions no problem and the teacher is getting annoyed. So she tries to kick it up a notch.
"What Starts with a P and is in your pants, but not mine?"
"Pockets"
"What starts with a C and ends in a T and is ovalish, hairy and has a whitish liquid in it."
"Coconut"
"What starts with an F and ends in a K and means a steamy hot time?"
"Firetruck"
The teacher starts to look more annoyed and stares at the principal who replies, "Heck, pass him up to 5th grade I got the last three questions wrong."
2007-04-07 06:25:37 · answer #2 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I love "little johnny" jokes!!!
they are the best!!!!
I like the last two posted in the answers a lot and the 'oldie..but goodie' is so true!
2007-04-07 07:12:25 · answer #3 · answered by lovin' it 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a knack for getting the best answers, and i suppose its only right you think up very funny jokes, considering you've been around ehre for a while.
Oldie... but Goodie?
Yes.
2007-04-07 14:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe LOlololol
Here is another one : Little Johnny goes to his sister's room and picks up something. His sister tells him to give it back, she wants to keep it as a souvenir. He asks her what it is. She says, "it's a donut." Then Little Johnny says, "give me fifty cents." Johnny gives her the used condom, and his sister gives him 50 cents. He goes to the kitchen with a big smile on his face, and his mom asks him why he's smiling. He says, "My sister gave me fifty cents for a donut, but I already licked out all the custard!
Lollie xoxo
2007-04-07 06:24:27 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Lollie ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH, I love little johnny jokes
2007-04-07 06:30:39 · answer #6 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie...but Goodie is right, this jokes is excellent.
2007-04-07 06:26:10 · answer #7 · answered by masonic_era 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Johnny gets in so much trouble.....
2007-04-07 06:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by Cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao.. that was a speedy one..
hahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-04-07 18:06:33 · answer #9 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i never heard that one and it is funny. thank you. I gave you a star. hahahahaha
2007-04-07 07:04:34 · answer #10 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋