Thank Goodness For Italians..........
A Greek and an Italian were sittng in a cafe discussing who had the superior culture.
The Greek said, "Well, we have the Parthenon".
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replied, 'We have the Coliseum".
The Greek retorted, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics".
Nodding agreement, the Italian answered, "But we built the Roman Empire".
This went on and on until the Greek came up with what he thought would end the discussion.......with a flourish of finality he said........"We invented Sex"!
The Italian replied, "That is true, but........it was Italians who introduced it to women"!
2007-04-07 05:40:32 · 15 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Are they? hahaha
2007-04-07 05:54:21 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a really good one. I'll have to remember that.
It would be rude not to share one.
So a (Insert nationality here) man is giving a tour of the city to his family who is visiting from another city. He says, "Look at those houses on that hillside. I built all those. But do they call me (Insert National Stereotypical name here) the house builder, no!" They walk a little further, "See mountain over there I am the only one ever to climb it, but do they call me (name) the mountain climber, NO! But in this city if you have sex with one goat..."
2007-04-07 12:50:02 · answer #2 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
jfmm, great joke. I grew up with a bunch of Italian guys on yhe east side of Cleveland years ago and nothing was stronger than their love of women! I myself, am of Hungarian decent and, though I applaud my Gumbas for their love, it pales to the passion of a Hungarian in heat!
lol (Lots of Love)
2007-04-09 07:12:06 · answer #3 · answered by Finish what? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah! i'll hv to vote for the italians on this one.. LOL! braviamo italians...
2007-04-07 13:01:01 · answer #4 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-04-07 12:44:31 · answer #5 · answered by l1096491987 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
derty greeks
2007-04-07 20:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humiliation of greeks?
2007-04-07 14:34:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To funny!
2007-04-07 12:44:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O My god that was so he he he I did not get it
2007-04-07 12:51:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
rofl
2007-04-07 13:42:21 · answer #10 · answered by kllr.queen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋