2007-04-07 05:09:29 · 14 answers · asked by krombone 1 in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
How do I become as ugly and dark as you?
2007-04-07 05:18:53 · answer #1 · answered by jessello 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do you mean? You can certainly become as fat as an American by eating as much as you like, whenever you like and doing minimal to no exercise (this includes walking)! If you would like to become as fat as an American, and would like to spend the least amount of money doing so, may can choose from the following options:
Fast Food Chains
It doesn't make you fat, you choose to eat there. But a couple of value meal burgers a day, and you should be on your way to American prosperity.
Or, you can be truly American and opt for a salad, which most often than not contains more bad fats than your standard burger. You can now impress everyone with your amazing food choices while secretly gaining a 1-up on your friends in the America's Next Top American competition.
Grocery Stores
The most obvious choice, anything with trans of saturated fats should do the job.
Remember, minimal exercise, more trans and saturated fats, a couple of burgers, denial, and an impeccable sense for stating the obvious and you'll be on your way to not only looking like an American, but acting and talking like one as well.
Good luck.
2007-04-07 12:34:34 · answer #2 · answered by Aeaon J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow what a dis. im not american but SHUT UP. u r stupid. ever heard of McDonalds, KFC, Burger King? Ice Cream? Maybe eat after 11 PM and dont excersise. maybe you should get some brains and start thinking about what you say. maybe then you can think of some ways to get fat on your own.
2007-04-07 12:22:59 · answer #3 · answered by Jared K. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drive everywhere in your car all day, don't excercise, and make sure to stop by as many drive thrus as possible during the day. Then just go home and go to bed on a full stomach. Hope that works!!!!!!
2007-04-07 12:18:41 · answer #4 · answered by Shirley Temple 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get some of dat KFC a 12 piece and a couple of 40 ounces.....Naw Meen ?
2007-04-07 12:17:21 · answer #5 · answered by I hate dial up 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all of us aren't fat. just the ones who eat too much and don't exercise or do hard physical labor. too bad too because the fatties get sick more and put a burden on our health care system.
2007-04-07 12:16:24 · answer #6 · answered by jekin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open a McDonald's across the street. Demand it.
2007-04-07 12:17:51 · answer #7 · answered by Random Violence 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's easy! don't exercise - instead watch a lot of TV and eat fast food every chance you get.
2007-04-07 12:23:35 · answer #8 · answered by YSIC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be as rich, powerful, and affluent as we are. Smartass answer for a smartass question.
2007-04-07 12:16:39 · answer #9 · answered by J.D. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Sorry was that a typo or are you really that stupid?
2007-04-07 12:17:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋