A man and a woman were riding down the road arguing about his infidelity. The woman became so angry that she reached over, pulled out his ****, cut it off, and threw it out the window.
A man was driving down the road behind the couple with his five year old daughter in the passenger seat when the **** the woman threw out the window went splat against the windshield and stuck there. The little girl looked at it and said, "Daddy! What's that?"
Wanting to protect his daughter from the reality of what it really was he responded, "Oh, that's just a bug."
The daughter leaned a little closer and said, "Wow. He sure does have a big ****."
2007-04-07 04:29:08 · 15 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too funny in twisted kind of way.
2007-04-07 04:49:39 · answer #1 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would be my daughter's answer too.
Parents are only supposed to pay bills, cook, wash and take the garbage out.
2007-04-07 04:47:49 · answer #2 · answered by erg322 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. Good one.
2007-04-07 04:45:33 · answer #3 · answered by l1096491987 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Havent heard that one, thats funny!
2007-04-07 04:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by Leon K. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gross and a bit disturbing but funny. LOL
2007-04-07 04:38:34 · answer #5 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so not funny. thats actually perdy gay. and dick isnt a swear word... plus u dont star every letter in the word.
2007-04-07 04:43:45 · answer #6 · answered by Allison C 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
One star on the FOTBS scale. Very good. (^_^)
2007-04-07 04:34:47 · answer #7 · answered by MT C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
k
2007-04-07 04:56:50 · answer #8 · answered by chinkyidevilishgrin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww
2007-04-07 04:34:03 · answer #9 · answered by Shady Lane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK that was disturbing and hilarious at the same time *-*
2007-04-07 04:44:39 · answer #10 · answered by ~Oh Baby Your A Classic!~ 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋