I need a funny short story about you and your kids!!! (give situations that are simply hilarious!)?

Question

I just need some jokes about kids that have done some funny things... Ü

Answer 1

Well my baby sis can say "wild girl". She hits my family.She always roll off the bed then starts laughing. If u hit her hand she'll laugh at u like it didnt hurt then she'll hit u back.She is 11months old!! She belly slides instead of crawling. She also throws things out of her crib.

Answer 2

My daughter learned not to cuss in front of her 3 year old daughter when little Sara left the table without eating her peas. Young mother yelled twice at Sara to get back to the table & eat her peas, Sara yelled "NO!" each time. The 3rd time mother yelled "Sara get back in here & eat your gotdam peas!" Sara yelled back "But I don't WANT to eat my gotdam peas!"
Sara's dad was pushing her thru the store in the cart while mommy did her Christmas shopping. A stranger came up to the cart, asked Sara how old she was & told her what a sweet little lady she was then asked her who that was pushing the cart. Sara replied "that's my daddy, he farts a lot!"
When Sara turned 4, she went to school for her pre-kindergarten screening but was so distracted by all the toys she just kept looking around, ignoring the teachers questions then finally said to the teacher, "this is boring, can I play with the toys?" The teacher said "No, we're only borrowing this room to test the children so you need to turn around & answer my questions". So Sara answered a couple questions but then informed the teacher..."Well, ya know, 'borrowing' this room means you can use EVERYthing in it!"

Answer 3

I had a hard time to keep my 3 yr. old son from unbuckling his seat belt while I was driving. One day I was stopped by the police. Upon seeing the unrestrained child, the officer began angrily
outline the consequences of a child being unrestrained. I said, "Don't yell at me, tell him. I buckle him in, but he won't keep the seat-belt on.

The officer began scolding my son. My son said "Don't yell at me. Just shut up and go eat some donuts.



I was in the kitchen, when my two older boys began wrestling and roughhousing in the living room. I told them several times to stop, because they were getting more and more aggressive. I said, "If you don't stop, someones going to get mad and you will end-up fighting. They continued to roughhouse. Out of desperation I said "If you don't stop I'll get out the broom and make you stop." The older boy said "Yeah, well you get out the broom, jump on it, and fly away.

Answer 4

Last Christmas I told my Daughter that Santa Clause was really sick and he wasnt coming to the house to leave any toys. But the good news is, His friend the Easter bunny is taking his place. So we`re all getting eggs this Christmas.

Answer 5

The teacher called me at work to tell me my youngest didn't turn his homework in. When I got home that night and asked him about it, he told me "I was getting off the daycare van when a crow flew down and took my homework and flew away."
Same child
Again the teacher called me at work to tell me she was sending home a note. It wasn't even a bad note. It was to tell me I was invited to a surprise lunch with him. I got home later that night and asked him about the note. He said she didn't give him one. Later that night I was frying bologna for dog and cat, I found the note in between the slices of bologna.