Hungary (hotel): "This lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable"
France (hotel): "Please leave your values at the front desk"
Japan (hotel): "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid"
Greece (tailor's shop): "Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation"
Mexico (hotel restaurant): "The manager has personally passed all the water served here"
Italy (doctor's surgery): "Specialist in women and other diseases"
Hong Kong (dentist's surgery): "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists"
LOL what other weird translations have you come across?
2007-04-07 02:04:07 · 13 answers · asked by lushpoppy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks....those were great!
2007-04-07 02:49:28 · answer #1 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maternity Clothes Shop: We Are Open On Labor Day
Non-smoking area: If We See You Smoking, We Will Assume You Are On Fire And Take Appropriate Action
On Maternity Room Door: Push, Push, Push
Optometrist's Office: If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To The Right Place
Scientist's Door: Gone Fission
Taxidermist Window: We Really Know Our Stuff
Podiatrist's Window: Time Wounds All Heels
Butcher's Window: Let Me Meat Your Needs
Car Dealership: The Best Way To Get Back On Your Feet - Miss a Car Payment
Muffler Shop: No Appointment Necessary. We'll Hear You Coming.
Hotel: Help! We Need Inn - Experienced People
Veterinarian's Waiting Room: Be Back In 5 Minutes. Sit! Stay!
Music Teacher's Door: Out Chopin
At the Electric Company: We Would Be Delighted If You Send In Your Bill. However, If You Don't, You Will Be.
Garbage Truck: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got
Computer Store: Out For a Quick Byte
Restaurant Window: Don't Stand There and Be Hungry, Come In And Get Fed Up
Bowling Alley: Please Be Quiet. We Need To Hear A Pin Drop.
Music Library: Bach In A Minuet
what about headlines these are all from america
March Planned For Next August
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
others from the herald sun
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
2. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
6. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
7. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
8. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
9. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
10. Teacher Strike Idles Kids
11. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
12. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
13. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
14. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
15. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
16. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
17. War Dims Hope for Peace
18. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
19. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
20. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
21. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
22. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
23. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
24. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
25. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
2007-04-07 09:18:52 · answer #2 · answered by sassy g 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was in Sweden and I was driving out of a supermarket carpark I saw a sign saying UTFART, which means EXIT but me and my friends couldn't help cracking up at the FART thing!!
2007-04-07 11:05:19 · answer #3 · answered by curlyguitar <3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dubai: The pool will not be available after 7pm.
Youth took advantage and got dirty.
hahhahaha
i assume that they meant the little kids were urinating in it.... but the message didn't come accross like that as you can see!
2007-04-07 09:08:44 · answer #4 · answered by Button.Monster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed your signs,some say the funniest things.
Here's a few i have seen on the net;
Outside an American dry cleaners service,'Drop your pants here for a quick service'.
Outside an American church,'The best position is on your knees'.
Outside another American church,Depressed,want to kill yourself,Dont let God help you'.
2007-04-07 16:02:20 · answer #5 · answered by Tony 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a school it said: the headmaster would like to cut down on people running with scizzors.
2007-04-07 10:08:26 · answer #6 · answered by Pedro 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a repair shop window: We can fix anything! (Please knock on the door as the bell doesn't work.)
In an office block: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
In the grounds of a school: No trespassing without permission.
At a graveyard: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own grave.
2007-04-07 09:12:49 · answer #7 · answered by i own a zonda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol like this one: Japan (hotel): "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid"
2007-04-07 12:10:24 · answer #8 · answered by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in a lift in hungary there was this sign saying 'lift can contain only 5 people'!
2007-04-07 11:40:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Label on a sheepskin rug hanging outside a shop in Greece. 'REAL MUTTON'.
2007-04-07 09:14:05 · answer #10 · answered by oldtimer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very amusing. I have read a lot more somewhere but can't remember. Will let you know as soon as I find them.
2007-04-07 09:13:12 · answer #11 · answered by MoiMoii 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋