My no*kie days are over,
My pilot light is out,
What used to be my s*x appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I’ve got a full-time job,
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave,
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!
2007-04-07 00:35:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha, its a good job i wear slip ons. Good one.
2007-04-07 00:42:28 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hear it, its a mobile phone text that people send to eachother, was funny at the time but boring now
2007-04-07 07:41:04 · answer #2 · answered by Tyanna-Daisy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny!
2007-04-07 08:22:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's brilliant. Here is a new ending.
Took a pill,
He came alive.
Now he works from nine to five.
2007-04-07 08:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! 10/10
2007-04-07 12:04:16 · answer #5 · answered by Matt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very gd pmsl 10/10
2007-04-07 11:48:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww yes funny
2007-04-07 07:39:05 · answer #7 · answered by nicolefrenzy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-07 13:57:38 · answer #8 · answered by kookiemonster32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-07 13:42:23 · answer #9 · answered by jazz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. That was funny.
2007-04-07 08:20:40 · answer #10 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋