2007-04-06 23:35:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
more like a dusty maiden
2007-04-06 23:44:34 · answer #1 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not all Scotsmen are created the same, but I'd say if you did manage to get a girl that way, you'd know she was the right type for you.
2007-04-07 14:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by George 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi
I remember when I took a girl out for the first time wearing my kilt.
I said "Mary. Put ye hand up ma kilt."
She did so and feeling what she did, quickly pulled it out shouting "Ooh. It's gruesome."
"Aye lass." I answered. "Put it up again and it'll grow some more!"
2007-04-07 00:28:25 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you would win a hand full of sand up ya kilt from an englishman
2007-04-06 23:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by foxy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, especially if the wind blew up.
2007-04-06 23:44:59 · answer #5 · answered by the_emrod 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, i would have found it on Aberdeen beach and shimmied it back to you and say "lovely hat, mate! where can i get one?!"
2007-04-06 23:40:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd probably just get sand where you least needed it! LOL.
2007-04-10 13:31:23 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about her heart, but you would definately get her attention!!!!
2007-04-07 00:09:12 · answer #8 · answered by Tiga 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋